Passover eve – can’t wait for matzah
Passover Day 1 – love that matzah
Passover Day 2 – like that matzah
Passover Day 3 – I am becoming a matzah
Passover Day 4 – do all the carpets in my house have dandruff?
Passover Day 5 – discover one thing worse than matzah, which is whole wheat matzah
Passover Day 6 – writing indie movie called Triscuit Dreams
Passover Day 7 – revelation while in hallucinogenic, yeast-deprived state that Pharoah actually invented matzah as ultimate revenge on the Israelites
Passover Day 8 – I think Passover is over in Israel already, can I have a turkey sandwich now?
Day after Passover – throw out multiple unopened boxes of matzah bought in bulk to save money
Week after Passover – mmm, you know what would taste good right now…